THAT'S THE LAST PUMPKIN THOSE KIDS WILL EVERY SMASH!!!!

So I was outside the other day raking leaves and what not, then I decided to go and take a movie back to redbox and put gas in my scooter.(We live in Logan so it is not a big task everything is literally down the street) When I came back I saw my poor little pumpkin smashed on the porch and I was just thinking to myself how much I liked it earlier too. So naturally I was very upset.. I went inside and thought to my self "NO! I'M NOT OK WITH THIS I GOING TO FIND WHO DID IT!") So I went back outside and stood on the sidewalk to look around.... and that's when I saw the little punks! that's exactly what they were to they couldn't have been older then 12 or 13 and couldn't look like more of wannabee gangsta posers if they tried, with their baggy pants over sized plain t-shirt and cotton gloves... I just stood and watched for a moment to make sure they were probably a good 100yrds away.. they disappeared around the corner then came running back soon after. So I knew they just did it again! Now I was real mad! I was already walking towards them but when they did that I started running. They turned and saw me and started to freak out! yelling "OH CRAP HE'S COMING GO GO!" I was gaining on the one in back , they both cur across the hospital parking lot and I lost track of one the other ran off to hide behind the cars so I just yelled out "YA YOU BETTER KEEP RUNNING YOU FETCHER!" but then I heard something and turned to see the other kid ducking in fear in a corner from me. he started to move so I said in my big manly voice "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" na na nothing he replied... "QUIT SMASHING PUMPKINS ITS NOT COOL!" o o okay as he hung is head in shame....

I was just so angry... I wanted to call the police and tell them what they looked like and where they were but I figured I scared them enough already.... But if I see them again look out! and I don't care if they are kids.. I did dumb stuff as a kid(ok ok I was in high school) and destroyed things but it was always things that belonged to use never someone elses property that's just wrong...
just watch the next place I see them will probably in church as they pass the sacrament... that will be awkward especially cause I didn't say "fetchers I edited what I said for the blog...